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Pants vs. Panties

2008-10-28T02:30:00.000-07:00

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, "Here - try these on."

She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them."

I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."

She tried them on and said,"These are too large, They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your panties."

Karen said, "EXACTLY. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."

100 Kiss

2008-10-19T02:30:00.000-07:00

Aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.

wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.

1. doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya

2. teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3. sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.

4. makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.

app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA

Some dirty bastard

2008-10-13T23:48:00.000-07:00

In the office here made a terrible mess of one of the bogs. Up the walls it was. Wouldn't have been so bad but some other dirty fucker threw a newspaper in on top of it.
This tabloid trash soaked up the liquid manure a treat and as it dried out the individual sheets spread out like petals. After 2 weeks a large, smelly, brown flower was there where a useful facility once was...
...to this day all you need to do to make any man in the office cringe and shudder is mention "cubicle three"