In the office here made a terrible mess of one of the bogs. Up the walls it was. Wouldn't have been so bad but some other dirty fucker threw a newspaper in on top of it.
This tabloid trash soaked up the liquid manure a treat and as it dried out the individual sheets spread out like petals. After 2 weeks a large, smelly, brown flower was there where a useful facility once was...
...to this day all you need to do to make any man in the office cringe and shudder is mention "cubicle three"
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